i'll be
i'll be captivated,
i'll hang from your lips,
instead of the gallows of heartache that hang from above..
had the last lecs for a couplea of my subjects today..no more tutes, no more lecs..dassit..here come the exams..oh well..it's quite sad actually...the criminology department is i dare say, the Best department ard...no exams for most crim subjs, when there r exams, there's a buffet of exam hints..funny tutors, sarcastic lecturers, & best of all, they're all a buncha alcoholics..hahaha...i had 3 'last tutorials' in pubs @ like 2 in the afternoon?? and as earli as 10 in the morning..hahahaha..we went over past yr exam qns with bottles of beer in hand, sponsored by the tutor who brought us there..hahaha..it's how awesome??...haha..and each time we got a qns right, we'd get rewarded with a basket of crackers..hahaha..i mean, never would that happen anywhere else i reckon..haha..ive encountered my tutors at clubs when they're tipsy & ive faced them sober & embarassesd the nex day, in tutes...
i remember one day, while my frens and i were having lunch in the student room, one of the tutors came in and bought something from the candy vending machine. but the mechanism screwed up and her toblerone got stuck mid way..so she gathered all of us and we tilted, shook, banged, kicked slammed the darn machine till her choc bar fell out. then. we shook, banged & kicked somemore to get free candy, and we all plonked on the floor, eating the candy...another time it was so hot in the tute room, we adjourned to the balcony, took off our shoes/slippers..and we had an impromptu picnic there & then..haha..my tutor raided the staff room fridge to get the picnic going..best thing is, my tutor's the head of department for criminology!! hahaha..so no one could complain even if they wanted to..which didnt happen la, everyone jus waved and stole food from us when they walked by...it's first class