hooves n horns
horns are quite versatile things arent they...
1) they determine sea monkeys' gender
2) cow horns are used to make gelatin
3) they also expose my secret, repressed identity by sticking right out of my head...
Darling, I think to be more specific, the metaphorical horn sticking out of your nose bridge represents the not-so-secret, full-blown, cute, bumbling rhinoceros that you are... => luv always, BQ