Sunday, March 12
how bizarre.
was channel surfing as usual but settled eventually on Discovery Health's "What Men Want." they interviewed a now divorced couple separately, with the same set of questions. this was how it basically went:
QNS: "how long before the split did the relationship start going downhill?"
dude: "i'd say a few years ago..yea"
chick: "it was a year, maybe slighty less"
QNS: "what was the last straw?"
dude: "i met a girl & fell head over heels in love with her"
chick: "he started going out to the pubs with his mates alot more..too much"
cripe. i hope that between taping and the broadcast, someone enlightened her.
QNS: "was she upset about the split?"
dude: "yea she was..took it quite hard in fact"
QNS: "were you upset about the split?"
chick: "not really, i jus got up & about with my girlfriends!!"
QNS: "what're you going to miss most about the relationship?"
dude: "nothing much i think, cause i know she'll always be there..& we always had something"
QNS: "what's he going to miss most about the relationship?"
chick: "probably coming home to somebody who'll cook & clean for him!"
QNS: "would you mind if she started going out with someone else?"
dude: "oh no, not at all..in fact i think it'd be real good for her.."
QNS: "would he mind if you started going out with someone else?"
chick: "i think he might would get a little upset..& jealous"
wah piang. were they in the same relationship?
on a drastically different note.
u are without a doubt THE biggest asshole around. i'd heard you were scum, but for an instant i actually thought that you had a smidgen of decency in you. of course i soon found out that, nah. u are a prick. you totally disrespected your EX gf & invaded her privacy. it's such an unbelievably despicable thing to do, i can't fathom how anyone could be that low. get a life. she doesn't want you back & she'll never take you back. stop begging already. you are Pathetic. im fully aware you havent got anymore self respect to salvage but that doesnt matter cause obviously you didn't have much to begin with...
& to try & use whatever u found to threaten me is so wrong. did you think to, scare me into kissing your farking ass..to go cower in a corner? to turn & run if ever i had the misfortune of running into you on the streets? you are so deluded you should be on meds. tell your equally sad posse & have them spread whatever shit you think you have on me. yea, that'll give them a chance to exercise some creativity. perhaps expand their vocabulary? then again, they're past their teens & clearly never developed a brain so they cant be creative. but that's okay for you, cause you're manipulative (i'd say psycho but that'll be letting you off too lightly.) you could give them a script and tell them to read off of it? oh & remind them to feel free to exaggerate & distort any facts (you can lead by example altho im sure they've had more than ample experience in this area.)
i'll give you this much tho. you're an awesome liar. & you've got more guises than a one man circus. above all, you make me feel like a poor friend.
kudos to you.
¶ 8:32 PM
QNS: "how long before the split did the relationship start going downhill?"
dude: "i'd say a few years ago..yea"
chick: "it was a year, maybe slighty less"
QNS: "what was the last straw?"
dude: "i met a girl & fell head over heels in love with her"
chick: "he started going out to the pubs with his mates alot more..too much"
cripe. i hope that between taping and the broadcast, someone enlightened her.
QNS: "was she upset about the split?"
dude: "yea she was..took it quite hard in fact"
QNS: "were you upset about the split?"
chick: "not really, i jus got up & about with my girlfriends!!"
QNS: "what're you going to miss most about the relationship?"
dude: "nothing much i think, cause i know she'll always be there..& we always had something"
QNS: "what's he going to miss most about the relationship?"
chick: "probably coming home to somebody who'll cook & clean for him!"
QNS: "would you mind if she started going out with someone else?"
dude: "oh no, not at all..in fact i think it'd be real good for her.."
QNS: "would he mind if you started going out with someone else?"
chick: "i think he might would get a little upset..& jealous"
wah piang. were they in the same relationship?
on a drastically different note.
u are without a doubt THE biggest asshole around. i'd heard you were scum, but for an instant i actually thought that you had a smidgen of decency in you. of course i soon found out that, nah. u are a prick. you totally disrespected your EX gf & invaded her privacy. it's such an unbelievably despicable thing to do, i can't fathom how anyone could be that low. get a life. she doesn't want you back & she'll never take you back. stop begging already. you are Pathetic. im fully aware you havent got anymore self respect to salvage but that doesnt matter cause obviously you didn't have much to begin with...
& to try & use whatever u found to threaten me is so wrong. did you think to, scare me into kissing your farking ass..to go cower in a corner? to turn & run if ever i had the misfortune of running into you on the streets? you are so deluded you should be on meds. tell your equally sad posse & have them spread whatever shit you think you have on me. yea, that'll give them a chance to exercise some creativity. perhaps expand their vocabulary? then again, they're past their teens & clearly never developed a brain so they cant be creative. but that's okay for you, cause you're manipulative (i'd say psycho but that'll be letting you off too lightly.) you could give them a script and tell them to read off of it? oh & remind them to feel free to exaggerate & distort any facts (you can lead by example altho im sure they've had more than ample experience in this area.)
i'll give you this much tho. you're an awesome liar. & you've got more guises than a one man circus. above all, you make me feel like a poor friend.
kudos to you.
¶ 8:32 PM
